I hate getting offtopic, but this is too good to pass up. Via Hot Air, the website The Raw Story is reporting that at least 3 pieces of crap were found in the U.S. Senate on Wednesday. And before you ask, no they weren't Senators.
"Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected," Emily Heil reports. "But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, nonmetaphorical 'No. 2' found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear."
Heil continues, "On Wednesday afternoon, Capitol Police cordoned off a section of the hallway on the third floor of the Senate side of the Capitol, where at least three piles of the stuff were causing a stench — and a stir. At first, the word circulating among the staff was that a visiting child had fallen ill while in the gallery. But then the prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement."
Witnesses said they couldn’t believe that a single culprit could have produced the volume of poo present or that a person could have, well, deposited it the normal way without attracting attention. Several witnesses speculated it had been brought in from elsewhere.
Yeah no duh, can you imagine someone squatting in the U.S. Senate? They have stated officially it was probably "an unfortunate incident involving a child". THREE piles? Pretty impressive kid. They should go with a "terrorism through defecation" angle if you ask me.