OK still waiting to go to the comic shop (kids are sleeping and vacuuming near their heads isn't waking them up), and I am bored. So I decided to look through the keywords that have brought people to The Comic Rack. I swore to myself long ago that I would not do the "keyword game" that is often contrived on other blogs. Most of the keywords were expected and common. #2 and #3 were "girls kissing" and "kissing girls" with other variations of the same theme scattered throughout. Nothing surprising. Until I saw this:
"pregnant kick problem solved comic"
Now, I have sat here for the last half hour or more trying to figure it out. I have put it into various search engines to see if something pops up that would make the slightest sense at all out of those words put together, and how does that point here of all places?
As a result, I am going to do a little "10 Pages Deep" on this tonight, and I'll post my findings tomorrow. The only difference being that I am going to start on page one, where you can find nuggets of wisdom like this - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex - a study into the sexual practices, and dangers, of Superman having sex. An excerpt:
What arouses Kal-El's mating urge? Did kryptonian women carry some subtle mating cue at appropriate times of the year? Whatever it is, Lois Lane probably didn't have it. We may speculate that she smells wrong, less like a kryptonian woman than like a terrestrial monkey. A mating between Superman and Lois Lane would feel like sodomy-and would be, of course, by church and common law.Compelling. Stay tuned.
UPDATE: Unfortunately, I found what was being looked for with these keywords, and I am a little sick to my stomach. There is humor and then there is stupidity, this is definitely not humor.
I was going to do a whole post on those keywords, but I don't even want to encourage this type of bullshit.